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Michael Halford

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I was a prettay burd until a gang of penguins got jealous of em ahnd now i only gots wun featha on mah head. "I don't want to bethe only burd left without a chair... when the music stops" - Coola

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Prettay Burd
June 01

Farewell My Love

Well its been a long time coming but I will be (semi) updating this MSN Space no more.  No no.... shh... MSN Space... lets just remember the good times we had here... the evolutoin we've been through... the theme changes... the cool toys and xbox updates.  But its time for me to move on, you were quite limiting to me... in expressing myself and well... customization for that matter.  Not that your not bad or anything.. its just.... the feelings aren't there anymore.
 
It's been a long run.. but now I've found something else - www.PrettayBurd.com - I figured I don't have long to live now so I might as well just go for it.  I hope you can understand that I would rather have us seperate and you mad at me for the rest of your life than you knowing I passed away.  This will be the last thing I give you on this earth and in this life..
 
...and.. just want you to know that I've learned a lot from you and I thank you for that.  I just hope you can say the same for me.  see.you.onthe.other.side
 
 
Love,
 
Mk e
March 09

88% Burd, 12% Nurd

So I stumbled upon this test that's suppose to tell you how nerdy you are.  To be honest I'm kinda disappointed in myself.  I thought I would score a bit higher than what I did.  Anyway, I guess im one of those weird 'wannabe nurds' but don't quite have the smarts to back it up.  Still consider myself a burd though.
 
 
I'm still a prettay burd.
March 05

Oranges

I've been eating a lot of oranges lately... doctors tell me i only have 3 years to live so i figure i'd better start my "i'm going to prove you wrong" campaign.
 
long story short, i went to the dentist - they found some lump on my neck - could be cancer - could be a hippo
 
oranges will save me
 
 
January 21

So yea

I ordered a delta book like... 2 weeks ago (via ebay) and it hasn't arrived.
 
As such, I will proceed to do a cartwheel out my freakin window.
 
GOODBYE
November 02

It is time...

This is an entity known only as... "The Being"  He is my creation.  For I created it and it created me.
 
clicky the pic-E to E-nlarge
October 23

I've Landed

I am still alive
And decided to fly
Out the door for miles and miles
Searching for what everyone will be searching for
But they don't know it yet
So I decided it was time to search for it and took off
Ended up in a forrest with one path to the left and one to the right
But I think I might... since the trees were in sorrow
Save the flying in my wings
For tomorrow
March 24

Fallen Feathers

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now they are gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

rest in peace my fallen feathers

December 09

The Burd

There was a little burd who was stranded in a farmers field.  A winter storm
came and froze the burd solid in ice.  A cow came a long and took a
crap on the burd.  The crap was warm and melted the ice away.  The burd was happy and started to sing.  But then a cat came a long and moved the crap away and saw the burd and then ate him. 

 

The moral of the story is that:
Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
And not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
And if your in a nice warm place you should keep your mouth shut.

 

Ah.. Glorious Victory

And So I have regained my honor by regaining my rank on the leaderboards.. Man I was kicking so much ass in Halo 2 today that.. Microsoft called my house and told me to calm down.  No seriously.. i was making people quit the match it was hillarious.. i dunno i was just in the zone today and it supports my theory that i was just having a bad day and that i don't suck as much as i thought i did.  Toodles!

 

December 04

@#$%

 

WOWWA;DLKJADFLKJ im so mad right now i want to just hit something.. over a goddamn video game.  A VIDEO GAME!!! Some of you might know.. little game called Halo 2.. i freakin lost so much.. and it was stupid losses.. like ones i could've won but i did such stupid things cause my mind was somewhere else.  I couldn't stop thinking about what an ass i've been to my fiance and i guess it really shows how much it affected me through the game.  oh well.. there always tomorrow!

 
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